We Don't Need A Motherf@$*ing Temple Run Movie

"PS9" (PS9) 11/18/2013 at 21:27 • Filed to: idiots

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We already had those. They're called Indiana Jones 1-3 and they're awesome. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Cheezus Fucking Subway guys, are you that creatively bankrupt? Have you nowhere else to turn for good movie ideas? Are you that desperate for a built-in audience and potential guaranteed ticket sales? We need a Temple Run movie the same way we need a Roomba movie. Fuck it all. Why not have an iPhone movie. Or a toaster movie. Or a chicken nugget movie. Why not.

wacopalypsenow > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:32

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I have a library full of history books. I could pick one at random and it would be a great film. These cunts that make movies couldn't identify a book, let alone read one.

dogisbadob > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:34

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A Roomba movie would be kind of awesome.

But I agree with the title. We don't need a motherfucking temple run movie.

THOMAS5 > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:35

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UserNotFound > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:37

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We already have a Roomba movie, it's called I, Robot .

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:47

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Here, let me prove people can always get even more stupid:

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-…

Birddog > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:49

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"Are you that desperate for a built-in audience and potential guaranteed ticket sales?"
Sadly.. I'm in the age group that would throw money at this if Harrison Ford was the headliner.
In the long run? They ran out of ideas.

Agrajag > PS9 11/18/2013 at 21:52

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But there are 4 Indiana J......oh.

And there already was a toaster movie. And it was awesome.

willkinton247 > PS9 11/19/2013 at 08:46

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I saw the Words With Friends board game the other day.

They did that already. It's called Scrabble.